I'm So Happy, I Can

There Are Probably More Internet Hate Sites About Me Than Charles Manson.

If You're A Liberal, Anything You Say Is Protected. If You're A Conservative, Anything You Say Is Hateful.

When You're Around People, Act Like You Like Them.

You'd Be Amazed At How Much Power Women Have Over Men - And The Basic Control Is Nagging... Men Are Very Simple Creatures, Like Puppies.

Nobody Leaves A House Where There Is Peace, Joy And Good Sex.