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Dogs Are Too Much To Handle. I Don't Need Anything In My House That's Needier Than Me.

I Knew Most Of My Radio Listeners Were Lefty Political People, And I Decided Definitively Not To Be That Guy - Not To Address Politics.

The Internet Has Usurped The Collective Unconscious And Access To Cosmic Consciousness Has Become Difficult And Almost Primitive.

I Used To Do A Lot Of Drugs. I Didn't Stop Because I Didn't Enjoy Them; I Stopped Because I Couldn't Handle The Commitment.

I Think Things Evolve Into Jokes. I Don't Generally Write Them Down As Jokes. I Talk Them Out.