I'm Really Tired Of Virtue.

What Would Annoy The Most People Most Often? That Is The True Left-wing Test Of Government Intervention.

I've Decided That My Motto In Life Is "get Off My Lawn." It's The Right Answer To Everything.

Term Limits Aren't Enough. We Need Jail.

I Like To Do My Principal Research In Bars, Where People Are More Likely To Tell The Truth Or, At Least, Lie Less Convincingly Than They Do In Briefings And Books.

I Was Managing Editor For A While [in National Lampoon ], And It Does Cause Business Problems When Your Circulation Goes Up.