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There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

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The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.