I'm Pissed At A Nickel

Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your Own. No More Rules Neatly Laid Out For You To Follow. You Have To Make Up Your Own Rules.

When You Are A Rock Star In Front Of 20,000 People, You Receive Instant Gratification. A Rock Star On Tour Is A King In His Domain.

I Worship Scones And Danishes. If I Never Had Another Meal, I Wouldn't Care As Long As I Could Eat Pastries And Jelly Doughnuts.

You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg? Because I Can't Touch It From Where I Am.

I Hope The Guy Who Came Up With The Phrase 'sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll' Rots In Hell, I'd Like To Change It So It Makes More Sense: 'sex Death And Rock 'n' Roll'