I'm Perfectly Happy And Rewarded

You Can Use The Tax Code To Make People Smoke Less. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Smoke More. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Buy Beer Or Buy Less Beer, More Booze Or Less Booze. You Can Screw The Tax Code Around To Make 'em Make More Charitable Contributions. You Think They're Going To Get Rid Of This Power? Ain't No Way, Fool.

America Hasn't Been Leading Anything. We Have Been Blamed The Last Eight Years [2008-2016]. The United States Has Been Nothing Special About Us. American Exceptionalism Was Mocked And Laughed At.

I've Got The Greatest Line In The World About The Pope Coming Out In Favor Of Contraception, And I Don't Dare Use It. I Don't Even Dare Hint Getting Close Because The Moment You Understand It, I'm In Trouble. So It's Something I've Gotta Contain And Avoid Bursting And So Forth, And Now You're Frustrated Because I've Teased You With It.

That's Why I Don't Listen To Other People On The Radio, Never Have, 'cause I Don't Want To Inadvertently, Even Unaware, End Up Repeating Something Somebody Else Has Already Said.

Obama's Devastating America. The Policies Put In Place And Those That Are Gonna Be Put In Place Are Gonna Do Even More Damage. I Mean, It's Serious What He's Doing. Did You See This? The Irs Announced That The Family Health Care Premium, Once Obamacare Is Implemented, Is $20,000 A Year. You Were Told Your Premium Was Gonna Go Down $2,500 A Year! The Average Family Premium Is Going To Be $20,000 A Year. I Guarantee You, People Didn't Vote For That.