I'm Particularly Proud Of My

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All

Sometimes They're All Collectively Thinking, "wow, We're Kinda A Shitty Audience," And Then If You Point It Out, It's Kinda Like, "hey, I Know What's Going On. We Know What's Going On Up Here. Or What's Not Going On. And I'm Letting You Know That I Know. And Now We Can Fix This."

I Liked The Koala, Wallaby, And I Chilled With A Kangaroo A Bit. There Was A Wombat That I Quite Enjoyed Also

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.