I'm Offended Every Time I

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

Princess Di Is My Sister, She Just Won't Admit It.

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.