I'm Not What You'd Call

Nothing Uniquely Bad Has Happened To Me In My Personal Life, But All The Regular Little Bad Things Have Accumulated To Make Me A Neurotic Person. And These Adventures Are My Way Of Trying To Make Sense Of That.

Somebody Told Me, “twitter Hates Tabloids, But Twitter Is Constantly Acting Like A Tabloid, Repeating The Mistakes Of The Things We’re Hoping To Better.” Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.

I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About Crazy, Serious Worlds.

When I Asked Robert Spitzer About The Possibility That He'd Inadvertently Created A World In Which Ordinary Behaviours Were Being Labelled Mental Disorders, He Fell Silent. I Waited For Him To Answer. But The Silence Lasted Three Minutes. Finally He Said, 'i Don't Know.

I Wondered If Sometimes The Difference Between A Psychopath In Broadmoor And A Psychopath On Wall Street Was The Luck Of Being Born Into A Stable, Rich Family.