I'm Not Trying To Twist

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

And I Never Missed One Concert. In 89 Shows, I Think I Did One A Bit Suspect Show. In The Old Days, I'd Pull Gigs Left, Right And Center Because I Was Too F - - Up.

I'm Like A Junky Without An Addiction.

Life's Not All About Money.

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Got To Believe In Foolish Miracles.