I'm Not The Sharpest Knife

I Had Some Airline Stock, But The Airlines Tanked. I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money In Them, Though.

All I Want To Do Is Do My Shows And Play Golf.

My Only Failure Was The Restaurant In Myrtle Beach. I Kept It Open For Four Years. It Was In A Tourist Town, It Was Only Busy Four And Half, Five Months Of The Year. But The Bills Kept Coming All Year.

I Try To Stay Ahead Of Things, If You Know What I Mean. I Take The Money I Make And Reinvest It.

There Used To Be A Lot Of Acts, Which Was Good, Because People Don't Want To See The Same Act Every Night. But, You Don't Want Too Many Acts, You Don't Want To Over-saturate It.