I'm Not The Betting Kind.

Dad Mistook - For Some Reason Unbeknownst To Me - He Mistook His Family For A Platoon Of Marines. I Mean, He - The Exact Same Thing He Brought To The Disciplining Of A Squadron, A Battalion, A Platoon, He Brought To The Disciplining Of His Children. He Ran The House - He Had Saturday Morning Inspections For Us, He Had White-glove Inspections For Us As Kids.

I Have To Match Wits With The Ads. Like, There's Pop-ups That, Like, Move Around And You Have To Chase Them Like It Was A Video Game Or Something. And Then There's Ads Where, Like, You Know, The X To, Like, Close The Ad Screen Is So Kind Of Small That You Can't Find It And You Have To Actually Go Looking For It. And So I Spend All My Energy - Instead Of, Like, Absorbing What The Advertiser Wants To Communicate To Me, I Spend My Energy Trying To Figure Out How To Defeat The Ad.

When I Hear A Politician Speak Biographically, I Never Know What's Part Of The Campaign Biography Narrative That's Been Carefully Crafted.

I Really Believe People Should Be Paid For The Work That They Do.

I Work In A Medium Where I Get To Be Totally Invisible And I Get Great Pleasure From That, Being A Pretty Self-conscious Person.