I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just

My Motto Is "more Mystery, Less History".

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

A Lot Of People Would Say, To Be Truthful Is To Tell All, Every Dalliance, Every Crisis. They Might Be Right On Paper, But In Practice, It's Not A Great Way To Go.

Oprah Tells Women What To Read, What To Eat, What To Think, What To Do.