I'm Not On A Diet.

For Me, The Hardest Thing Was Dropping The Whole Latino Comic Title.

I Don't Want To Die Tomorrow Knowing I Could've Had A Piece Of Cake Tonight.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

I Was Not The Popular Kid In School.

I Still Come Out To Music That's In Spanish. There's No Denying Who I Am, But I've Just Made It To Where My Performance Is So Anybody Can Understand It - Whether You're 10 Years Old Or 80 Years Old.