I'm Not Like John Lennon,

Americans Want Grungy People, Stabbing Themselves In The Head On Stage. They Get A Bright Bunch Like Us, With Deodorant On, They Don't Get It. I'm 24 Years Old, I've Got A Load A Money, What Am I Gonna Do, Sit At Home And Twiddle Me Thumbs? No. I'm Gonna Go Out And 'ave It.

She Can't Even Chew Gum And Walk In A Straight Line, Let Alone Write A Book.

I Was Walking Along And This Chair Came Flying Past Me, And Another, And Another, And I Thought, Man, Is This Gonna Be A Good Night.

Every Time I Look In The Mirror, God Looks Back.

I'm Into The Girls Fancying Me And Stuff, Mad For It.