I'm Not Interesting Enough On

Twitter Is The Devil's Playground.

I'm A Big Consumer Of News And I Have My Six Newspaper Sites Booked. And What I Like Bout Twitter Is It's Almost, It Allows Me To Make A Comment About Something That's Just On My Mind.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I Never Wanted To Be A Director.

If I'm Going To Act In Someone's Movie, I Want The Movie To Be Interesting And Be Able To Get A Couple Of Solid Doubles.