I'm Not Gay, So I

If You're Watching A Comedian On Television And He's Making A Political Point, I Would Say He's Gotten Too Serious.

Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It Suffers.

Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll Is Not As Good As Advertised.

We Are Happy At The Respect Others Pay Our Favorites, Because We Consider It A Lively Confirmation Of Our Own Choice, And As So Much Homage Reflected On Ourselves.

My Dad Had This Thing - Everyone In Canada Wants To Play Hockey; That's All They Want To Do. So When I Was A Kid, Whenever We Skated My Dad Would Not Let Us On The Ice Without Hockey Sticks, Because Of This Insane Fear We Would Become Figure Skaters!