I'm Not Gay, And I'm

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

Part Of Being An Adult Is Treating Women Like Women.

I Don't Necessarily Want Kids. A Lot Of Our Friends Are Having Children And I Don't Know If It's For Me. I Haven't Come Down Hardcore On Either Side Of The Argument. I Think When People Come From A Stable Family Having Children Becomes A Celebration And I'm Not Sure It Would Be That Way For Me.

I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better Than Kids, That's For Sure.

I Like Kids But I Also Like The Option To Close The Door. Becoming A Parent Is A Whole Other Life, And It Doesn't Stop.