I'm Not An Athiest. How

Saint George Killed The Last Dragon, And He Was Called A Hero For It. I've Never Seen A Dragon, And I Wish He Would Have Left At Least One. Saint Patrick Made A Name For Himself By Running The Snakes Out Of Ireland, Leaving The Place Vulnerable To Rodent Infestation. This Business Of Making Saints Out Of Men Who Exterminate Their Fellow Creatures Has Got To Stop. All I'm Saying Is, It's Starting To Get A Little Lonely Up Here At The Top Of The Food Chain.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.

That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

I Never Joined, But I Used To Go To Church Now And Then. I Liked It, Because They Always Passed Out Plates Of Money At The End.

A Group Of White South Africans Recently Killed A Black Lawyer Because He Was Black. That Was Wrong. They Should Have Killed Him Because He Was A Lawyer.