I'm Not Afraid Of Failing.

I Assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin And Got Away With It! It Was Indeed A Very Special Night For Me.

I Have Balls The Size Of Grapefruits And Come This Sunday, You'll Be Spitting Out The Seeds.

Giving It To The Audience Is Probably The Easiest Thing. Finding Out What They Truly Want Is Probably The Most Difficult.

If I Were Someone Named Mr. Ass, I'd Be Really Worried About Doing Time.

Thou Art Relieved Of Thy Duties!