I'm Not A Flowerchild Or

I Like To Make My Voice Sound Like A Piece Of Tin That's Been Stuck On The Side Of A Chair, Lifted Up As Far As It Would Go And Then Let To Spring - "doooiiinng." I Like To Make It Into A Piece Of Metal From Time To Time And I Can Do It, Both With The Movements In My Throat And With, Uh, My Little Toys... So I Like To Take It Beyond Just A Voice, More Into The Realms Of A Weapon.

I'm Not A Sad Old Hippie - I'm A Joyous Old Hippie.

The 50s Were Great Because I Collected Stamps.

Alice Cooper's Weirdnesses Must Really Make The Kids Feel Violent. These Kids Are Like My Sister, Young People Of 14 Or So Who've Come To Enjoy Themselves. So You Put Things Like That In Front Of Them, And I Don't Think It's Right.

There's Still Time To Change The Road You're On...