I'm Not A First-place Person.

My Characters Always Like Themselves.

I’ve Named Everything That I’ve Ever Owned. Real Or Inanimate, I Have To Give It A First And Last Name. Everything In My Apartment Comes Alive At Night.

I'd Just Much Rather See An Ugly Person Take The Trash Out Than See Somebody Really Pretty Taking The Trash Out.

Although It Has Been Said That Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop, When It Comes To Teenagers, Both Idle And Active Hands Are The Devil's Workshop.

Before You Can Give Of Yourself To Others You Must Know What Of Yourself You Have To Give. Every Person Is Special. In All The Land There Is Only One You, Possibly Two, But Seldom More Than Sixteen.