I'm Not A Big Drinking

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

I Don't Read Novels Whilst I'm Writing One; I Just Haven't Got A Wide Enough Brain To Concentrate On Incoming And Outgoing In The Same Time Zone.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

I Have Had The Unfortunate Experience Of Having Someone Write An Unauthorised Biography Of Me. Half Of It Is Lies And The Other Half Is Badly Written. My Feeling Is That If I'm Going To Write My Life Story, I Ought To Have My Life First.

Writing Has Become My Great Joy - I Simply Love It.