I'm Not A Big Birthday

"equestrian", By The By, Is The Gayest Word In The English Language. In Fact, I Thought Brokeback Mountain Should Have Been Called Two Equestrians.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

I Do The Same Gig. I Might Change It A Little; I Might Slow It Down If I'm In The South. I Talk Fast, And They're Not Used To People Talking That Fast.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.