I'm Not A Bad Parent

My Roles Are In Some Way Like Children To Me. You Don't Ever Really Want To Scrape One Off Your Shoe.

Because I Tend To Kind Of Hide Under The Sheets When It Comes To Reality Television. I've Seen Probably One Episode Of Maybe Five Different Shows, And That's About It.

If People Knew What Made Hits They'd Make More Of Them, So To Have The Illusion Of Control Over One's Career Isn't Something I Can Even Pretend To Have.

I Bought Into The Myth That You Are Not Complete Without Romantic Love, Without A Mate. And It Can Really Distract You From Your Goals. But Sometimes You Have To Take A Leap.

I Want To Sit Down, And I Want To Laugh. Nothing Works Better For Me Than Watching Somebody Slip On A Banana Peel.