I'm No Good At Anything.

If The Stories Don't Come From The Inside Out, Then Bridget [jones] Is Not Being True To Herself And It's Very Important To Me That She Stays That Way.

I Made My Excuses And Left, Thinking, Really, After A Certain Age, People Are Just Going To Do What They're Going To Do And You're Either Going To Accept Them As They Are Or You're Not.

Exes Should Never, Never Go Out With Or Marry Other People But Should Remain Celibate To The End Of Their Days In Order To Provide You With A Mental Fallback Position.

When Someone Leaves You, Apart From Missing Them, Apart From The Fact That The Whole Little World You've Created Together Collapses, And That Everything You See Or Do Reminds You Of Them, The Worst Is The Thought That They Tried You Out And, In The End, The Whole Sum Of Parts Adds Up To You Got Stamped Reject By The One You Love. How Can You Not Be Left With The Personal Confidence Of A Passed Over British Rail Sandwich?

There Are So Many Images Pushed At Women And So Many Ideas Of What You're Supposed To Be. I Think There's Too Much Of This Superwoman, This Woman With A Bottom Like Two Billiard Balls. There's No Real Celebration Of Just Being A Person.