I'm Never Going To Take

When You See Someone Trying To Manoeuvre It Round The School Gates, You Have To Think, 'you Are A Complete Idiot.'

I Think George Bush Is The Most Corrupt American President Since Harding In The Twenties. He Is Not The Legitimate President. This Really Is A Completely Unsupportable Government And I Look Forward To It Being Overthrown As Much As I Looked Forward To Saddam Hussein Being Overthrown.

I Fear That Within 10 Years Gays, Trade Union Activists And Left Wing Politicians Will Be Led Off To The Gas Chambers.

It Is All Very Well For People With Fine Arts Degrees, But For Ordinary People Like Myself, We Want A Statue To Look Like The Person.

I Would Like To Sound Like James Mason. I Reckon If I'd Had A Better Voice I Could Have Been Prime Minister. It Is The Most Irritating Voice In Public Life.