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I Have This Fancy Givenchy Bag. I Don't Know What The Kardashians Have In Their Bags - I Bet They Have Really Expensive Products Or Six Cellphones Or Something. I Have A Cellphone And Some Lipstick For Me, And The Rest Is Just Filled With Stuff For The Kids - Sunscreen And Lip Balm And Little Ziploc Bags Of Pretzels And Cheese Sticks.

Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A Bike Now, So The Park Has Had A Big Resurgence In Our Life. We Also Play A Lot Of Dumb Drawing Games.

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

We've Had Four Or Five Casts In Three Years. There Was A Point When I Thought The Department Of Children And Family Services Was Going To Show Up At My Door!

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.