I'm Like The Laziest Person

Vegetables Are Interesting But Lack A Sense Of Purpose When Unaccompanied By A Good Cut Of Meat.

Humility Is No Substitute For A Good Personality.

My Favorite Way To Wake Up Is To Have A Certain French Movie Star Whisper To Me Softly At Two-thirty In The Afternoon That If I Want To Get To Sweden In Time To Pick Up My Nobel Prize For Literature, I Had Better Ring For Breakfast. This Occurs Rather Less Often Than One Might Wish.

This Idea That People Have To Love And Understand Each Other Is Absurd. It's Not Human Nature.

Romantic Love Is Mental Illness. But It's A Pleasurable One.