I'm Like John Q. Public.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.