I'm Kind Of A Weirdo;

I Auditioned For A Solo In Church And Got It. I Was About Seven And I Sang A Song Called, 'jesus, I Heard You Had A Big House' And I Remember People Standing Up At The End And Me Thinking, 'oh, I Think I'm Going To Like This.' That's How It All Began. Sounds Funny To Say You Got Your Start In Church, But I Did.

I'm Finally Dating. It's Fun.

I Just Want To Say, That If Jesus Were Alive, What Would He Be Doing? Well, He Would Probably Be Accepting And Loving People How They're Made. And I Always Say This And It's Really The Truth. If Being 4'11 Was A Sin, What Would I Do? Well, I Could Wear Heels And I Could Add A Wig.

Some Relationships Aren't Meant To Be Great Love; They're Meant To Be Like A Hot Fudge Sundae--enjoyable But Not Something You Can Acually Live On.

Apples, Grapes... Any Kind Of Fruit Gives Me The Energy I Need To Get Through My Busy Day.