I'm Just Saying, It's Got

I've Just Had Some Of The Worst Situations With The Most Beautiful Girls, Who I Just Could Not Stand Talking To Anymore. The Physical Only Lasts For So Long.

It Was Really Like Waking Up One Morning And Going, Wow, I Enjoy Being With This Person More Than Anybody Else In My Life, And It Just Turned Out To Be Mutual.

I'm A Facist About Spoilers. I'm The Biggest Pain In The Ass To The Marketing And Promotions Department. If I Had My Way, The Commercials Would Be 30 Seconds Of Black With A Few Words On Them.

It's Strange, Because I Remember The Biggest Point Of My Childhood Was One Halloween When I Was Trick Or Treating And Ended Up At Henry Winkler's House And He Answered The Door. So I Got To Meet The Fonz. That Was Cool.

As Of Right Now, I'm Still Waiting To Meet Halle Berry. And She Is Single.