I'm Just Happy Being Dumpy.

You Made Me Feel Less Alone; You Made Me Feel Not Quite So Deformed, Uninformed And Hunchbacked.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

Music Is Like A Drug, But There Are No Rehabilitation Centres.

If You Travel To Germany, It's Still Absolutely Germany. If You Travel To Sweden, It Still Has A Swedish Identity.

Whenever I Go Past Mcdonalds I Get Very, Very Angry.