I'm Just A Simple Kid

I Go To Screenings, Then Plays, Then After-parties, Then Clubs.

By The End Of The Week, If I'm Still Alive, I Get To Write Whatever I Want About It All.

I Can't Drive, So I Can Only Live In New York, Which Is Fine With Me.

A Musical Blast! Fun For The Whole Nuclear Family!

In '75, The Year Both A Chorus Line And Chicago Hit Broadway, My Head Spun Around And I Became The Ultimate Theater Queen For Life.