I'm Just A Simple Jewish

If They Don't Want To Pay For It, They Can Stop Drinking It.

Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday Wishes. I Am 88 Years Old Today And Still Lucky To Live In The Greatest City In The World.

If I Traveled To The End Of The Rainbow As Dame Fortune Did Intend, Murphy Would Be There To Tell Me The Pot's At The Other End.

Have Confidence In Your Decisions. Make Them Expeditiously, And Stay With Them As Long As You Believe You Are Correct No Matter What Others Say. However, When You Conclude You Were In Error, Do Not Hesitate To Announce The Error Publicly And Change Course.

We're In The Hands Of The State Legislature And God, But At The Moment, The State Legislature Has More To Say Than God.