I'm Just A Normal Schmo

You Know, Most People, They Want To Go To Hollywood. They Want To Be A Star. They Want To Be A Rock Star. That Thought Never Entered Any Of Our Minds, The Van Halen Family.

Major Third Complications Can Be Overcome By Lots Of Alcohol.

I Don't Really Know What Inspires Me To Write The Music I Do, But Usually, The Music Will Set The Tone For The Lyrics.

On 'van Halen,' I Was A Young Punk, And Everything Revolved Around The Fastest Kid In Town, Gunslinger Attitude. But I'd Say That At The Time Of 'fair Warning,' I Started Concentrating More On Songwriting. But I Guess In Most People's Minds I'm Just A Gunslinger.

I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since They Cut Out My Tongue, I Sound Drunk.