I'm Just A Normal Guy.

Listen, I'm A Big Fan Of Everything On Nbc. When I Think Of Comedy On Tv, I Really Think Of Nbc.

Anything Is Possible When Your Man Smells Like Old Spice And Not A Lady. I'm On A Horse.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I Hope That My Daughter Grows Up Empowered And Doesn't Define Herself By The Way She Looks But By Qualities That Make Her A Intelligent, Strong And Responsible Woman.