I'm Happy. I Don't Ever

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.

The Programs Constantly Repeat Themselves And One Another. No One Has Yet Had The Nerve To Say, 'as We Have Nothing Sensible To Tell You Between Now And 8:30, Please Tune In Again Then.

I Never Say 'no' To Anything.

As A Test Of The Closeness Of Your Relationship With The World, Sex Could Never Be A Patch On Being Murdered. (that's When Someone Really Does Risk His Life For You.)