I'm Happy - At Times

One Man Writes A Novel. One Man Writes A Symphony. It Is Essential That One Man Make A Film.

I've Never Laid A Cane On The Back Of A Lord Before, But If You Force Me To I Shall Speedily Become Used To The Practice.

Private Joker Is Silly And He's Ignorant But He's Got Guts And Guts Is Enough.

Everything Has Already Been Done. Every Story Has Been Told Every Scene Has Been Shot. It’s Our Job To Do It One Better.

I, Uh, Don't Think It's Quite Fair To Condemn A Whole Program Because Of A Single Slip-up, Sir.