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Even If Iraq Is A Civil War, People Have Won Civil Wars.

Opposing Taxes Is A Key Conservative Value.

More People Are On Food Stamps Today Because Of Obamas Policies Than Ever In History. I Would Like To Be The Best Paycheck President In American History. ... And So Im Prepared If The Naacp Invites Me, Ill Go To Their Convention And Talk About Why The African-american Community Should Demand Paychecks And Not Be Satisfied With Food Stamps.

I Think To Close Half Of Magic Kingdom For The Purpose Of A White House Invitation Town Hall Meeting On A Phony Main Street On Behalf Of A Phony President Just Strikes Me As Weird.

See, When I Smoked Pot It Was Illegal, But Not Immoral. Now, It Is Illegal And Immoral. The Law Didn't Change, Only The Morality… That's Why You Get To Go To Jail And I Don't.