I'm Glad I Was In

He Hits From Both Sides Of The Plate. He's Amphibious.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

If You Ask Me Anything I Don't Know, I'm Not Going To Answer.

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.