I'm Glad I Haven't Lived

Unless You're Completely Exploded, There's Always Something To Be Grateful For.

I Pretended Not To Understand. One Of Life's Hardest Jobs, To Make A Quick Understanding Slow. I Think I Succeeded, Thought Herzog.

Retirement Is An Illusion. Not A Reward But A Mantrap. The Bankrupt Underside Of Success. A Shortcut To Death. Golf Courses Are Too Much Like Cemeteries.

O Lord! He Concluded, Forgive All These Trespasses. Lead Me Not Into Penn Station.

I've Never Turned Over A Fig Leaf Yet That Didn't Have A Price Tag On The Other Side.