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The Irish ... Are Full Of The Fear Of The Lord And The Joy Of Living, And They Don't Know How To Combine The Two, But They'll Sure Have A Good Time Trying.

Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off The World As Suddenly As He Had Come.

I'm Glad I Am A Woman Who Once Danced Naked In The Mediterranean Sea At Midnight.

I Never Wanted A Guardian Angel. I Didn't Ask For One. One Was Assigned To Me.

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It