I'm Getting Angry At Liberals.

I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day. Its Called Going To Work.

You Should Spend More Time With Your Families; Write That Novel You've Always Wanted To Write. You Know, The One About The Fearless Reporter Who Stands Up To The Administration. You Know - Fiction.

I'm An Actor. I Hate To Blow Everyone's Illusions.

If Our Founding Fathers Wanted Us To Care About The Rest Of The World, They Wouldn't Have Declared Their Independence From It.

In The Beginning, A Monkey Evolutioned Gay Marriage.