I'm Evil, My Middle Name

I Didn't Know That There Were Any Radio Stations In Nova Scotia.

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Don't Like People Who Are In Politics For Themselves And Not For Others. You Want That, You Can Go Into Show Business.

Happiness Is Knowin' You've Done A Good Job, Whether It's Professional Or For Another Person.

I'm Not Kidding Myself. My Voice Alone Is Just An Ordinary Voice. What People Come To See Is How I Use It. If I Stand Still While I'm Singing, I'm Dead, Man. I Might As Well Go Back To Driving A Truck.