I'm Disappearing From Twitter For

He's Got Great Credentials By Winning The World Cup, But He Did It With Brazil - My Granny Could Probably Have Managed Brazil To World Cup Success.

Footballers Are More Likely To Work Better If They Get A Pat On Their Back From The Boss. A Knife In The Back Is Never The Answer.

If Someone In The Crowd Spits At You, You Have Just Got To Swallow It.

The Big Thing Is, Everybody Says It's Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. But It's More Than That, It's Being In The Right Place All The Time. Because If I Make 20 Runs To The Near Post And Each Time I Lose My Defender, And 19 Times The Ball Goes Over My Head Or Behind Me - Then One Time I'm Three Yards Out, The Ball Comes To The Right Place And I Tap It In - Then People Say, Right Place, Right Time. And I Was There *all* The Time.

I Was Quite Good At Football Once, Although Other Than That My Speciality Would Be Maths. I'm Great At Sudokus And Find All The Spin-off Games Pretty Easy Too.