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I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

Tenacious D Loves Auntie Em's. Her Delicious Nutrients Are Always Energizing And Indie-fresh. Where Does She Find Those Unbelievable Recipes? Somewhere Over The Rainbow?

A Long Life Or A Short Life Are Of Equal Importance To God.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

People Scream At Me, "hey, Let's Party." I Give Off An I'm-crazy-and-i-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you Vibe.