I'm An Actor... I Do

For Once I'm Not The Guy Losing My Temper All The Time.

Actors Will Say, 'my Character Wouldn't Say That.' Who Said It Was Your Character?

Standing In Public In Other People's Clothes, Pretending To Be Someone Else. It's A Strange Way For A Grown Man To Make A Living.

Putting Somebody Else's Pants On And Pretending To Be Somebody Else Is Occasionally, As You Grow Older, Horrifying.

This Is Gonna Sound Stupid, But I Saw At One Point That Our Mothers Are ... Bus Drivers. No, They Are The Bus. See, They're The Vehicle That Gets Us Here. They Drop Us Off And Go On Their Way. They Continue On Their Journey. And The Problem Is That We Keep Tryin' To Get Back On The Bus, Instead Of Just Lettin' It Go.