I'm A Very Lazy, Stay-at-home

I Used To Hang Out With Salvador Dali A Lot. He Was Such A Nice Man. I Really Liked His Wife Gala, Too. People Say That She Was Tricky, But She Was Never Difficult With Me.

The More Flesh You Show, The Higher Up The Ladder You Go.

Since I Got A Divorce, I Have Been Dating Younger Guys. But It's Just Because They're The Ones That Ask Me Out.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

A Healthy Love Life Is Not And Should Not Be The Preserve Of Those In Their 20s And 30s. It's Important At All Ages.