I'm A True Believer In

When People Are Like, 'life Is Good,' I Go, 'no, Life Is A Series Of Disastrous Moments, Painful Moments, Unexpected Moments, And Things That Will Break Your Heart. And In Between Those Moments, That's When You Savor, Savor, Savor.'

I Am A Lover Like No Lover Has Ever Loved Before!

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.

I've Been On The Floor And I've Been Heartbroken. I Didn't Know How I Was Going To Stand Up. But I Just Gave It Time.

I Was Actually Looking At Comedies And Wondered, 'why Is Every Comedy For A Women A Romantic One? I Was So Done! Then I Said, 'could I Look At Every Script Jim Carrey Rejected?' It Didn't Center Around Me Getting A Man.